quotes

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"It always seems impossible until it's done."	wiki ~ Nelson Mandela
Each of us must work for our own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity.	wiki ~ Marie Curie
The greatest discovery of my generation is that you can change your circumstances by changing your attitudes of mind.	wiki ~ William James
Let them that would move the world, first move themselves.	wiki ~ Socrates
They who conquer others are strong, Those who conquer themselves are mighty.	wiki ~ Lao tzu
I have generally found that a person who is good at excuses, is usually good at nothing else.	wiki ~ Benjamin Franklin
Our unique reward, however, is that while animals survive by adjusting themselves to their background, humankind survives by adjusting to their backround.	wiki ~ Ayn Rand
A wise person will make more opportunities than they find.	wiki ~ Francis Bacon
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.	wiki ~ Willian Jennings Bryan
I don't wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know that it has to get down to work.	wiki ~ Pearl S. Buck
I think one's own feelings waste themselves in words, they ought to be distilled into actions and into actions which bring results.	wiki ~ Florence Nightingale
He that will not sail till all dangers are over must never put out to sea.	wiki ~ Thomas Fuller
Ah, but a person's reach should exceed their grasp, or what's a heaven for?	wiki ~ Robert Browning
As far as your self-control goes, as far goes your freedom.	Marie von Ebner - Eschenbach
Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having, except as a result of hard work.	wiki ~ Booker T. Washington
What you can do, or dream you can, begin it: Boldness has a genius, power and magic in it.	wiki ~ Goethe
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.	wiki ~ Theodore Roosevelt
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.	wiki ~ Henry John Kaiser
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.	wiki ~ Henry Ford
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.	wiki ~ Beverly Sills
If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.	wiki ~ Gail Sheehy
I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career, I have lost almost 300 games, on 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot ... and missed, I have failed over and over in my life, that is why I succeed.	wiki ~ Michael Jordon
No one can make you feel inferior without your own consent.	wiki ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.	wiki ~ Anne Frank
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.	wiki ~ William Shakespeare
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.	wiki ~ Mohandas K. Ghandi
The heir to the kingdom is taught that he may become a king in reality by first governing his own appetites.	wiki ~ Plato
You must do the things you cannot do.	wiki ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway.	wiki ~ John Wayne
A person is not idle because they are absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.	wiki ~ Victor Hugo
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes real happiness. It is not obtained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.	wiki ~ Helen Keller
Die when I may, I want it said of me by those who new me best, that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where i thought a flower would grow.	wiki ~ Abraham Lincoln
They who have a why to live for can bear almost any how.	wiki ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.	wiki ~ William James
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.	wiki ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
The beginning is the most important part in any work.	wiki ~ Plato
Imagination is more important than knowledge.	wiki ~ Albert Einstein
Our life is what our thoughts make it.	wiki ~ Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Hitch your wagon to a star.	wiki ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.	wiki ~ Benjamin Disraeli
It is good to have and end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.	wiki ~ Ursula K. Le Guin
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.	wiki ~ William James
Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than being able to read Latin.	wiki ~ Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander Time, for that's the stuff life is made of.	Benjamin Franklin
Even if your on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.	wiki ~ Will Rogers
We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.	wiki ~ Jimmy Carter
	wiki ~ Lao tzu
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
What matters in a character is not whether one holds this or that opinion: what matters is how proudly one upholds it.	wiki ~ Germaine de Stael
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this years fashions.	wiki ~ Lillian Hellman
One makes things easier for oneself by making things easier for others.	wiki ~ Asian Proverb
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.	wiki ~ Abigail Van Buren
The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it.	wiki ~ Paul Scherer
One person cannot hold another down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with them.	wiki ~ Booker T. Washington
Talent is always conscious of its own abundance and does not object to sharing.	wiki ~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Listen, or thy tongue will keep you deaf.	wiki ~ American Indian Proverb
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. Anyone may gather it and no limit is set.	wiki ~ Mother Teresa
Never impose your language on people you wish to reach.	wiki ~ Abbie Hoffman
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.	wiki ~ Robertson Davies
I praise loudly, I blame softly.	wiki ~ Catherine II of Russia
It takes a great person to be a good listener.	wiki ~ Calvin Coolidge
Everbody is ignorant, only on different subjects.	wiki ~ Will Rogers
Discovery consists of seeing what everbody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.	wiki ~ Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
I have never met a person who was not my superior in some particular.	wiki ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bring ideas in and treat them royally, for one of them may be the king.	wiki ~ Mark Van Doren
It takes two flints to make a fire.	wiki ~ Louisa May Alcott
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.	wiki ~ Albert Einstein
People are never so near playing the fool as when they think themselves wise.	wiki ~ Mary Wortley Montagu
Light is the task where many share the toil.	wiki ~ Homer
I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.	wiki ~ Woodrow Wilson
Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much.	wiki ~ Helen Keller
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.	wiki ~ Groucho Marx
The only lightless dark is the night of darkness in ignorance and insensibilty.	wiki ~ Helen Keller
Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water becomes frozen, even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.	wiki ~ Leonardo da Vinci
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.	wiki ~ Mother Theresa
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.	wiki ~ Derek Bok
One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius.	wiki ~ Simone de Beauvoir
Knowledge is the most precious treasure of all things because it can never be given away, stolen or consumed.	wiki ~ Sanskrit proverb
It is the mind that makes the body.	wiki ~ Sojourner Truth
Man's mind, stretched to a new idea, never goes back to its original dimensions.	wiki ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.	wiki ~ Aristotle
The road to a friend's home is never too long.	wiki ~ Danish proverb
Pick small battles and win them all.	Ted Purdy
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.	wiki ~ H. G. Wells
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."	Napoleon Bonaparte
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."	Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."	Golda Meir
"His ignorance is encyclopedic"	Abba Eban
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"	General George S. Patton
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."	A. J. Liebling
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.	Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted	Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former	Albert Einstein
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on	Sir Winston Churchill
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work	Emile Zola
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence	John F. Kennedy
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.	e e cummings
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.	Pablo Picasso
Everything in moderation, even moderation.	Jackie Carr
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.	Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.	Thomas Jefferson
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.	Rene Descartes
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.	Martin Luther King Jr.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.	Henry Ford
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.	Yoda
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.	Oscar Wilde
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.	George Burns
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."	Ludwig Wittgenstein
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.	Salvador Dali
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.	George Bernard Shaw
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.	Andrew Marvell
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.	Plato
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.	George Bernard Shaw
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.	Friedrich Nietzsche
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.	Friedrich Nietzsche
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.	H. G. Wells
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.	Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
If you are going through hell, keep going.	Sir Winston Churchill
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.	Oscar Wilde
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.	Sir Winston Churchill
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.	Ian L. Fleming
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.	George Washington Carver
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.	Anais Nin
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.	Thomas Alva Edison
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.	Aldous Huxley
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.	George Eliot
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.	Sherlock Holmes
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.	Walt Disney
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.	James Branch Cabell
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.	Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.	Jimmy Durante
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.	Samuel Johnson
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both	Dwight D. Eisenhower
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.	Albert Einstein
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.	Albert Giacometti
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.	Arthur Schopenhauer
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.	Elbert Hubbard
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.	Frank Zappa
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.	Antoine de Saint Exupery
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.	Isaac Asimov


"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.": - Carl Sagan
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.": - G. B. Burgin
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.": - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.": - Jimi Hendrix
"A clever man commits no minor blunders.": - Goethe (1749-1832)
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.": - Richard Bach
"A witty saying proves nothing.": - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.": - Will Durant
"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.": - Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.": - Mario Andretti
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.": - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.": - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"I'll sleep when I'm dead.": - Warren Zevon
"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.": - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.": - Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.": - Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it": - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"While we are postponing, life speeds by.": - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?": - Bumper Sticker
"God, please save me from your followers!": - Bumper Sticker
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.": - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.": - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"Luck is the residue of design.": - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.": - Mel Brooks
"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.": - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"Wit is educated insolence.": - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.": - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.": - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.": - Gore Vidal
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.": - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.": - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.": - Guy Davenport
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.": - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.": - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.": - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?": - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.": - Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.": - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)
"I would have made a good Pope.": - Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.": - W.B. Prescott
"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.": - John von Neumann (1903-1957)
"The mistakes are all waiting to be made.": - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position
"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.": - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.": - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.": - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.": - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.": - C. A. R. Hoare
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"What do you take me for, an idiot?": - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy
"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.": - Bill Hirst
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.": - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.": - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.": - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.": - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.": - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"Logic is in the eye of the logician.": - Gloria Steinem
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly.": - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live.": - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.": - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.": - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.": - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy.": - Goethe (1749-1832)
"In the end, everything is a gag.": - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.": - Lucille S. Harper
"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.": - Yogi Berra
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.": - Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"He who hesitates is a damned fool.": - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.": - Gail Godwin
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.": - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
"The graveyards are full of indispensable men.": - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.": - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime.": - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.": - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"I am not young enough to know everything.": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.": - General George Patton (1885-1945)
"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.": - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food.": - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.": - Katherine Cebrian
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.": - Steven Wright
"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.": - Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)
"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.": - Oliver Herford (1863-1935)
"I have read your book and much like it.": - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
"The covers of this book are too far apart.": - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.": - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.": - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.": - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.": - Mae West (1892-1980)
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.": - Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
"No Sane man will dance.": - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
"Hell is a half-filled auditorium.": - Robert Frost (1874-1963)
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.": - Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
"Vote early and vote often.": - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?": - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Hell is other people.": - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds.": - Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory.": - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.": - Thomas Jones
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.": - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"The gods too are fond of a joke.": - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.": - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.": - Gloria Leonard
"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.": - Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.": - Robert Orben
"The cynics are right nine times out of ten.": - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.": - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."

- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"How can I lose to such an idiot?": - A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)
"I don't feel good.": - The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.": - Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)
"Men have become the tools of their tools.": - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.": - Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.": - Gore Vidal
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.": - Woody Allen (1935-)
"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.": - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.": - Charles William Stubbs
"Sanity is a madness put to good uses.": - George Santayana (1863-1952)
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television.": - Fred Allen (1894-1956)
"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.": - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.": - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Why don't you write books people can read?": - Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.": - T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
"Criticism is prejudice made plausible.": - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest.": - Tom Stoppard
"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.": - Karl Wallenda
"Opportunities multiply as they are seized.": - Sun Tzu
"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.": - Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)
" The best way to predict the future is to invent it.": - Alan Kay
"Never mistake motion for action.": - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hell is paved with good samaritans.": - William M. Holden
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.": - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Silence is argument carried out by other means.": - Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)
"Well done is better than well said.": - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"The average person thinks he isn't.": - Father Larry Lorenzoni
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.": - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.": - Helen Rowland (1876-1950)
"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.": - Perelman
"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.": - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.": - Sigfried Hulzer
"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.": - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.": - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.": - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
"I think it would be a good idea.": - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.": - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!": - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" ": - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.": - Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.": - Irving Kristol
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.": - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.": - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?": - H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.": - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Everything that can be invented has been invented.": - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.": - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.": - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.": - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.": - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.": - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.": - Tom Clancy
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.": - Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince"
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.": - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.": - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.": - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"Half this game is ninety percent mental.": - Yogi Berra
"There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.": - Bill Wulf
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.": - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.": - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.": - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
"Love is friendship set on fire.": - Jeremy Taylor
"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.": - Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was
"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.": - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper
"For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.": - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.": - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.": - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.": - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.": - Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
"He would make a lovely corpse.": - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.": - Irvin S. Cobb
"I worship the quicksand he walks in.": - Art Buchwald
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned.": - Paul Valery (1871-1945)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.": - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?": - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads.": - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.
"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.": - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when was informed that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.": - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.": - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"The truth is more important than the facts.": - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.": - Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." Elbert Hubbard.

"The amount of money one needs is terryfying." Ludwig van Beethoven.

"Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art." Charlie Parker ...

"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vince Lombardi